A WOMAN WHO READS
A couple go on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota.  The
husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn.  The wife likes to read.  One morning
the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a
nap.  Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat
out.  She motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to read her book.
Along comes a law enforcement officer in his boat.  He pulls up alongside
the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am.  What are you doing?
"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking "isn't it obvious?")
"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. I'll have to take you in and write you
up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the
woman.
"But I haven't even touched you," says the officer."
"That's true, but you have all the equipment."
The Officer says "have a nice day".
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads.  It's likely she can also think!